Monday, December 15, 2008

Hello again 1980's, thank you for letting us bank off your profitable history.

Kanye West is as good as Muhammad Ali when it comes to shit talking and pumping up thy own self and sending the media into a "can you believe he just said/did that?" frenzy. But I'm sick of his attempts to seize all credit for being the so called inventor/father of every fever to hit mainstream outlets. The shutter frame shades?? They used to be called Venetian Blinders 20 some odd years ago.. (thats a dope name for a hip hop group). The fact that Paris Hilton started rocking them up and down Robertson Blvd. made the come back just that more unbearable. I think a reinvention of the "robot" shades would have been more impressive..

The Talk box utilization to mask ones own lack of vocal skills? Stevie Wonder just called and left a message, he said "listen to "Music of My Mind" circa 1972 bitch and then tell me you invented the sound of the Talk box. "

Sigh.. and then theres the MJ bright red threads.. I guess the point here is that nothing in modern day society is an original. Old to new, new to old.. its all recycled and regurgitated. I hate that word, so I had to use it. Make money off whats made money in the past, right? Its not rocket science.. It worked for him, and them why not I and us?

Its truly a difficult challenge to be a real original and showcase that theres really something about you thats different and worth noting. Mr. West feels he needs to stress to the world to try to prove hes an original.. when you're a true one of a kind, you never need to prove anything.. it can go without saying and people will undoubtedly notice.

I rest my case.

Thursday, December 11, 2008


This is me back when I was totally normal. You'll be glad to know I'm totally back to being insane now.

Ps: Orange rules.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Bathroom Bedtime

I'm not from NYC.. in fact quite the opposite. I have visited a few times, even once in winter. While hanging there on a quick week jaunt with my bro I got a feel for the city, took the subway to Brooklyn and did all the touristy shit.. I got a feel for the culture division, the individuality and the attitude. I also got a feel for the economy and and how tough it is to make it out there and live comfortably in a 1 bedroom 500 sq ft. apt without a community bathroom in the hallway. Times are rough on just about everyone.. and this CL post proves that.


I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money.
I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home.

My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it.

I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better.
You may have guest over as long as they are cnfined to the bathroom as well. This might seem a bit odd but please remember the rent is $400 and the bathroom is large.